1. The LIVES!!
Now that The Grim Reaper's little friend is out of the picture, certain people get a chance to LIVE! People like Sherry Rehman, Asma Jahangir, you, me, everybody whose only crime was to voice an opinion against the blasphemy law, or just breathing, can rest easy that they will get to live another day.
|Or, live to be molested another day|
That is, till some mullah decides that he's Sultan Rahi and pumps one bazillion bullets into them.See, even though Meher is gone, society's still crazy.
|Mumtaz Qadri, with a snake.|
2. The HORRENDOUS FASHIONS!!
Conversations overheard while NEWSBEAT was on air:
|Who stole my jacket!!|
|"Air control, come in, come in"|
"AUR GILLANI SB PHIR KHASSI HO GAI"
"aaargghh...you mother fuckers"
|The fleas report a 100% safety rate|
|Maybe she could fill Anjuman's immortal boots now.|